hickyhippos

2009-11-23T04:39:00.000-08:00

ANNEYOUNGHAYSEYO :D
I back and I totally forgot why I came here , lol .
So whteva , lifes pretty much monotonous and boring ,
but I like it , its blissful .
Im a pretty sentimental and emotional person ,
I just cant show it .
My heart is broken so many time that its numb ,
I try to cover up my wounds with a smile , fake .
I want to be remembered as the girl who could brightened up peoples day
though she couldnt brightened up her own .
I feel inferior , really .
I feel that lifes just a mad rush of emotions and Im losing myself soon .
I really dont know , I just made like that ,
2009 is a rollarcoaster .
I changed so much I dont regconize myself anymore ,
the more you earn , the lonier you get .
You realise you cant trust anyone in reality ,
cos they will just bring you hopes up and then shatter it without flinching
They pretend that they really care for you ,
then they leave all alone during your darkest period
and when you're fine , they joke with you like
you're their bffz .
Those people are shiny on the outside ,
but dull colourless and insensitive inside .
They are awesome and fun to joke with ,
but when you look closely ,
are these people true friend material ?
Or are they just some people that just apppear in and out of your life ,
using you , and playing with your feelings .
Those are the people I detest ,
why are they so fake ?

OMG LOL , I JUST MADE A EMOTIONAL POST
THAT I JUST RANDOMLY THOUGHT OF
HAH JAZ , YOU SAID I CANT WRITE DECENT SAD POST
LUL AT YOUR FACE WITH A L ON MY FOREHEAD .
www.brokenheartville.blogspot.com if you want
some free cheegue and taugey ..
forjust50cent (plus kopi o and watermelon)
kthxbai , pawned you guyz

2009-08-23T04:05:00.000-07:00

Aishhhh !
Its monday all over again ,
suckazye to wake up at such unearthly hour D:
SUHCK .
SO YEAH , anyway I go to school to fangirl /
and then .. sleep ,
I cant wait to grow up yozah ,
:D charlie waittttttt

2009-08-17T06:31:00.000-07:00

Ah I am so upset ,
even my dbsk cant cheer me up .
For one wrong decision I made ,
I have to face the music .
Its just so ironical ,
you thought you made the best choice in your life ,
turns out to be the scariest horribiest mistake .
It haunts you day and night , causing you insomia
It makes you feel insercure , demoralised , lost .
I thought I was overreacting and depression was just a term to blow it up
I dont know how big a mess I've caused ,
and I certainly dont know how to clear this shit up .
Those friends I made , gosh , lets see their real colours
When Im happy , and joke , make them lol whtev
they treat me like best pals
When I fail , emo , cry .
they say I overreact .
GAWD , HOW DUMB CAN I BE TO MAKE THOSE FRIENDS
Those crapped up ones who joke with you
& then forget you immediately after they lol
OH I HATE THOSE 2 FACE PEOPLE ,
if I was not wrong ,
I joined it becos you 2 of my "extremely bff nerd pals" were in it
You guys just , theres no words to describe how deciteful you are
I mean if you dont wanna be friends , just bloody f say it
I can mix with other people and find common interest and hobbbies
You guys just continue to live in your patheticly small word
where your life is just filled with rainbows bunnies and dandelions
Such hypocrites , I rather you guys approach me face to face
then to kill me silently and slowly with your actions
You guys are just overly insensitive to others
which have alr reached indifference
But cos of you guys ,
I will laugh my ass off cos I deserve it :D
I wont be bothered by your silly actions ,
stupid laughter , foolish thoughts
COS I WILL SMILE
I WILL FIND MY OWN CLINQUE
FRIENDS THAT WILL MAKE SMILE LIKE THE SUN
FALL OUTTA BED SING LIKE THE BIRD
DIZZY IN MY HEAD SPIN LIKE A RECORD
CRAZY ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
DANCE LIKE A FOOL
FORGET HOW TO BREATHE
SHINE LIKE GOLD AND BUZZ LIKE A BEE

FRIENDS THAT WILL BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME
PLEASE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ALR

I NEVER FELT THIS HELPLESS BEFORE ,
ALTHOUGH GOD HAS ALREADY BAILED ON ME
MY PARENTS ALR GIVEN UP
I WILL STILL SMILE :D
I STILL HATE YOU THOUGH , LOSER
YOU GUYS WERE THE ONE WHO USED TO MAKE ME SMILE ,
ONCE

2009-08-15T07:35:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHHHHH ! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
I WILL USE THIS USELESS BLOG OF MY FOR MY USELESS RANTINGS
ABOUT KPOP STARS , ZOMG , THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME GO BOOMBOOMPOW
OMO , MY WALLPAPER IS OUR DEAR DBSK CHANGMIN WAVING , ZOMONA
MY HEART IS FLUTTERING LIKE A HAMMER AND ITS GOING TO EXPLODE
HES SO CUTE , WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ?? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMG
MY SCREENSAVER IS SIWON , OMO , IM SO PROUD OF HIM ,
GOD IS SO PROUD OF HIM , LETS ALL SAY AMEN !
JESUS LOVES HIM AS MUCH AS I DO :D , LETS GIVE THANKS FOR HIM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGOMGGGGGGG HERO JAEJOONG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
HOTTEST ASIAN GUY RANKED BY BEN XIAO JIE , OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FT ISLAND *faints*
*wakes up to see SJ* OMG YOU KNOW THE DREAM CONCERT .
IT.IS.ON.MY.BDAY. HOOOT YO
10/10.SHIM CHIO MAH CHIO EH SHIM CHIO (10 outta 10) OMG 2PM
AHHHHHHHHHHH , OKAY , I HAVE TO DO MY MEASUREMENTS FOR MRSHOBE
AH , IF ONLY SHE WAS AS HOT AS SNSD , THAT WONT BE A PROBLEM
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGOGM MY CHANGMIN IS WAVING AT ME . AHHHHHH I CAN HUG MY PHONE TO SLEEP TONIGHT
OKAY IM SUPER UBER HAPPY I DONT NEED A UNICORN WITH LILLIES ON A
CLOUD WITH APPLES AND PEACHES FROM GEORGIA ,
I DONT NEED A CHARLIE UNDER MY BED
I DONT NEED A SPEAKER UNDER MY PHONE (oh yes i do , to play my koreah songs baby)
I DONT NEED A MIC ON MY NAIL CLIPPER
I JUST NEED THE LAST TRAIN TO KOREA , HOOT
I JUST NEEEEEEEEEEEEED YOU , OMG
I JUST THOUGHT OF BIG BANG , LAST FAREWELL OMG
I KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE GENERALLY HAPPIER IN KOREA

EMO=UNHEALTHY
UNHEALTHY=FAT FOOD
FAT FOOD=MACS
MACS=MAC VALUE LUNCH WITH STUDENT RATES
VALUE LUNCH=SAVE $$
SAVE $$=HELPING THE ECONOMY,SAVING THE WHALES
EMO=HELPING THE ECONOMY ANF SAVING THE WHALES OMG
LETS ALL GIDY UP TO KOREA TO SAVE THE YOUNG INNOCENT MINDS OF
UNTOUCHED CHILDREN THAT HAVE NOT BEEN AFFECTED BY KOREAN STARS
IF NOT THEIR WORLDS WILL BE DAZED , NO LIGHT IN THE TUNNEL
LETS JUST SAY GOODBYE
PARTING IS OHSOBITTERSWEET RIGHT MY OPPAS?
I WILL GO KOREA ONE DAY , INFINDLY YOURS SEOUL .
I SAW THE COMMERCIAL , AND DBSK WAS PERFORMING
MY HEART LEPT TO MY THROAT AND FELL INTO MY EARS
THUMPTHUMPTHUMP , I KNEW .. KOREA WAAS MY NEXT DESTINATION
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM SO BLINDED BY MY CAPS I THINK I SHOULD STOP
IT HURTS SO BAD
I JUST NEED A PLANE TICKET

2009-07-11T00:40:00.000-07:00

IM SO SORRY BUT I LOVE YOU
HAJI SI MAI ,
IM SO SORRY
BUT I LOVE YOU

NAM MODO MODI ANGMOKIO
SHIM CHIO MAR CHIO SHIM CHIO .
LALALALALA PRETTY BABY .
LALALALALA BE MY LADY
LA LA LA LA BAH RAWR BANG CRASH -meow-

NOOMO NOOMO YUP CHIO
BODEE BODEE WHOOP CHIO
SAMA SAMA DE LALA ONG NO
GEE GEE GEE GEE BABYBABYBABY

AGAINANDAGAINANDAGAINANDAGAIN
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .

2009-07-06T06:33:00.001-07:00

I.AM.A.SUCIDE.KID.
I AM SO FKING PISSED WITH MYSELF .
MY FKING FKED UP BROTHER
RIPPED MY MATHS HW INTO SHREDS
ITS FRIGGING MATHS
YOU KNOW I HATE MATHS ,
I HARDLY DO MATH HW ,
AND RARELY TOUCH MY MATH TB
WHY THE FK MATHS ?
I HAVE NO FKING MOOD TO EVER TOUCH MY MATHS HW/TB AGAIN
SO IF I FRIGGING PHAIL MATHS ,
ITS YOUR FRIGGING FAULT YOU AHOLE :D
OMG IM SO PISSED I CAN SHOVE MY TOILEY BOWL UP YOUR MF ASS .
AH , SHUCKS YOU MY LITTLE LADY .
FOR THROWING MY HW / CORRECTION TAPE
AND CALLING ME AND YOUR MUM A IDIOT ,
FK YOU FOR THAT .
DOUBLE EW SEE KAY MY DEAR ,
SINCE YOU ARE SO STUPID YOU CANT SPELL .
OMG YOU ARE DUMBSHIT TOILET ,
KISS MY ROYAL SWEET ASS PLEASE .

2009-07-06T04:09:00.000-07:00

We had our ups and downs , but its a fact I cant live without you .

:D .

Izen :D

Remiscing my zilian days , lian to max
Sorry if they blinded you , my bad
-starts singing sorrysorry by superjunior-

To Adam Lambert ,
peace out :D

2009-07-05T07:32:00.000-07:00

I want a HUMBURRRGAR -quoted from pinkpanty-
HELLO !
ASHI , TMR NO SCH
But I got my fav chiobu linear graphs to do
YAY TO MAX , :D
Hm , I really wanna go korea .
ZOMG , THE GUYS THERE ARE FLAMABUOYANT
they are jaw dropping eye catching carpet shampooing door opening
window shutting shit laughing cow mooing speakers booming mouth gagging
boob censoring retard talking ball bouncing banana dancing physic calculatingly
HOT :D .
LUV CHU SHERLYN :D
BEST OMO-THAT-KOREANGUY-IS-SO-HOT PAL
GAGA .
HM , should I eat graham Os ?
THEY HAVE FILLINGS IN THE MIDDLE
IM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO 10 OUT OF 10 BY 2PM
OMO , IT TICKLES MY FUNNY BONE
IT ROCKS MY ULTRA COOL NAILCLIPPER
ALTHOUGH I DONT UNDERSTAND ONE WORD OF KOREA
BUT I SING ALONG :D .
-mumbles some gibber-
ITS SO CATCHY ,
AND THE DANCE IS LIKE UBERY COOL .
ah , today sucked , mom sent me for ME
ME = MIND EDGE = SOME COURSE
WHICH IS SO MORONLY INTERESTING .
OKAY SO WUTEVA .
HM , TMR NO SCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ,
HOOT , HOOT , WOOT .
-swup-
AH , I MADE FRUIT PIE YTD
IT TASTED LIKE SHIT .
Typicalz .
AH , HOW TO BAKE FOR MY FUTURE KOREAN BOY/GIRLFRIEND
HOWWWWWWWWWWW HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW .
JERALDINE JUST GOT HER BB STUFF ,
SHIT . OMO , I NEED MY SUJU/2PM/SHINee STUFF TOO
OH SHEEYAT , I HAVENT STARTED FOR MY SAIL THING
MY TIME MANAGEMENT SHUCKS
TIME IS NEVER MY FRIEND ,
I PICK MY FRIENDS AND FYI ,
YOU DONT MAKE THE CUT .
-quoted by wild child-
MY AMUSING MUSINGS ARE CRAP
IM EASILY AMUSED SO WUT ,
WANNA FIGHT IS IT , HUH ?
MAI STEP LIAN WORZ , HAHAH ,
I JUST SCARED MYSELF @>@
O-O . =.= 8)
IM DREAMING ABT SUJU TONIGHT ,
TOTALLY . YES , I WILL !
I FEEL LIKE BURPING ,
I WANNA LEARN K-REAN
THEN I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND SOME SHIT I SING
AH , SEXY BACK
CIAO MY ITALIANO FIENDS :D

2009-06-27T07:29:00.000-07:00

When God gives you lemons , change your God .
SO UH ,
MY STUDY PLAN FAILED
NO ACTUALLY I DONT EVEN HAVE A STUDY PLAN
WAIT , I DONT EVEN STUDYYYYYYY
HOW
I DID LIKE 30 MIN OF HISTORY AND DECIDED TO CUT MY HAIR
SO FRUITFUL
ZOMG , HOWWWWWWW

Who loves ya ?

2009-06-27T01:48:00.000-07:00

HEHE .
Yesterday
ZOMG , I WATCHED TRANSFORMERS ROBOTS IN DIGUISE
It was better than I expected cos I dont really like uhm
robo thingy , like robot boy wtf .
SO YEAH , the first 5 min I was whiny shit
And I ate like half the cupboard tasting popcorn
SO YEAH , Megan fox is really hot .
And it was hard for me cos all the robots looked the same
I cried when optimist prime died D:
so sad , cry me a river please
And eventually I gave up trying to find out which transformer/robot was what
It took me 10 min to find out who was fighting who / who was the bad guy
By the time , they stopped fighting alr
I sank into my seat with a heavy heart and deep sorrow

Today
Woke up , shalala .
Went karaok with fam
ZOMG DAMNDAMNDAMN FUNNY OKAY
Did michael jackson tribute and sang his songs
I went totally MAD when I did beat it
Like pop it lock it polka dot it mad
SERIOUSLY , I WAS SCREAMING INTO THE MICROPHONE
TYPICAL ME .
I hogged the microphone .
ZOMG
Jack : Do you trust me
Rose : Yes
Jack : Close your eyes
Rose : wow its BEAUTIFUL IM FLYING
~
Marcus : Do you trusty me
Cheryl : HELL NO
M : Close your eyes
C:OH WEEEE , IM FLYING -falls-
TITANIC NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE A COW
ITS DAMN CHEESILY FUNNY
I MEAN SERIOUSLY .. IM FLYING AHAAHAHAH .
So uhm , Pop loves singing
I love watching him sing cos the expression is priceless
HAHAHAHAHAH , not funny
So I was laughing like some mad woman
I am sucher a self entertainer , thats why my life is never boring
I am so going to learn michael jackson's pelvis thrusting
AMIGO

2009-06-26T02:24:00.000-07:00

BOOMBOOMBPOW ~ !
Okay whatever ,
sheesh I am so dead k
I havent touched my files/hw/books/donkeys/cheesepie
for AGES .
Mr fi called like on wed , and I called him mum
SHEESH ,
I JUST FRIGGING WOKE UP KAY .
How can I take the embarrassment when he interrogates me on mon
MAYBE I SHOULD SAY THAT HE IS AS PRETTY AS MY MUM
NO THAT HORRIBLE , I SHOULDNT LIE
LALALALA ! I AM GOING TO DIEEE
SOME KIND SOUL GET ME A 24K GOLD COFFIN
WITH MY NAME CRAVED
AND MAYBE SOME DIAMONDS
Okay so someone get me some h1n1 please ?
Pleaseeeeeeee , I BEG YOU .
Maybe I should ,
not wash my hands before and aft I eat ?
or , brush my teeth with a broom ?
hm ? eat a cow and ride on a donkey -meow-
OKAY BYE

2009-06-25T07:15:00.000-07:00

HELLO !
Have been youtubing my hols away
boohoo , no extended hols for us
I have to chiong hw tmrw
which I dont think I will
OMO ~
the k-wave has hit me hard ,
cant stop watching 2pm and superjunior
ITS A BADBAD GUILTY PLEASURE
Oh and , I snuck brokeback mountain dvd out
ZOMG , I WATCHED THE FIRST PART
AND IT WAS DOWNRIGHT SICK
Its about guys having passionate hot ___ in a tent in the middle of some foresty village in gnomeland
NO WONDER ITS M21 , I FEEL SO BAD
I SHALL GO CONFESS IT IN CHURCH
SERIOUSLY
OKAY , SO
I still wanna go korea and meet my nick khun !
-jumps for joy-

2009-06-18T06:33:00.000-07:00

I LOVE YOU JERK
SHERLYN TEE IS ONE HELL OF AN ASS :D
WE THE CITIZENS OF MAD PEOPLE CLUB
WILL PROMISE TO OGLE AT HOT KOREAN GUYS
AND THAT SG GUYS WILL NEVER SATISFY OUR CRAVINGS
WE PLEDGE TO BE LOYAL
AND TO SATISY PEOPLE LIKE OXYGEN WHICH IS IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
WE WILL NOT BOW DOWN TO FAILURES
WE WILL NOT BE PISSED OF BY FELLOW BEYATCHES
WE WILL INSTEAD TELL THEM TO SCREW OFF AND FLY KITE
WE WILL BE NICE TO ALL PEOPLE AND HUMANS WHICH ARE NON EXISTENCE
AND WE WILL EAT HONEY STARS AND KOKOCRUSH EVERY MORNING
COS IT GIVES US ENERGY FOR A FUFILLING DAY OF ENRICHMENT
AND DRAMA WILL ALWAYS BE OUR LIFE .
right sherlyn ?

2009-06-18T06:24:00.001-07:00

CUT 1 CM OF MY FRINGE *HOOOOOOOOT*
MY MOTHER WOULD BE SO PROUD OF ME , *touched to tears*
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO GAVE ME THE COURAGE AND
PRIDE AND HAPPINESS TO DO IT .
I WILL DO MY BEST TO SATISY YOU GUYS LIKE OXYGEN
-trips falls rolls tumble off the non existence podium-
COLD EYES BABY
BE PREPARED AND VIGILANT FOR ANOTHER POST IN 5 SECS
IF THEY BREED , YOU WILL BLEED
SAY NO TO DRUGS
IF YOU THINK DRUGS ARE COOL ,
YOU ARE A RETARDED FOOL .
I MADE A HAIKU / POEM
MY AHMAH IS SO PROUD OF ME

2009-06-18T06:06:00.000-07:00

IM SO BORED IM GOING TO CUT MY OWN FRINGE
3 CHEERS FOR ME
I REALISED MY MUMS NAME HAS "GEK" IN IT
AH GEK , OMG SO AUNTIE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2009-06-18T05:56:00.000-07:00

I DID ONE ONE ONEE NEWSPAPER REPORT
HEHEHEHE , great accomplishment eh :D
OKAY SO ,
yeah I cant understand why you guys are so lovey dovey
as in like hm .. stead , love , crush .
Yes hell , we are only in our teens , like 13,14,15,16
WE STILL HAVE A LONG LIFE TO LEAD ,
why would you wanna hook up with some random dude
and end up so heartbroken and lost .
AND EMO , YES EMO , EMOTIONAL
I mean , we are still like really young and stuff
we should have lotsa fun and do lotsa fun things
LIKE .. doing each others hair , NOT
BUT THERE ARE 1BILLIONTHINGSTODOTHENTOFALLINLOVE
Yes I would rather read a book ,
while drinking a cup of fine earlgray tea
Or having a pinic , at eastcoastpark
while frolicking in the vast sea
Maybe a trip to science centre or smthg
FUN COOL AND EXTREMELY EXCITING .
HOOOT , LIKE LEARNING ABT HISTORY .
OH I MADE OMA PISSED TODAY
I GOT TIRED OF HER NAGGINGS
SO I ACTED LIKE A BAD BOY~!
AMIGO :D

2009-06-18T05:01:00.000-07:00

Someone , kill me please .
I spend my hols watching dramas and uhm thats about it
Why am I so inefficient ?
TO DO LIST , seriously
I will stick by it unless uhm , I eat honeystars for breakfast
1)DO FREAKING FILE THAT HAS MOULD ON IT
2)STUDY MY NOTES
-SC CHAPTER 5,6,7 . *faints*(jaz I need your help , sc makes me sick)
-HIS CHAPTER 4
-GEOG (rivers and rocks) *I love nature*
-HCL . ZOMG , DONT GET ME STARTED REALLY
-EL FIND THAT NEWSPAPER ARTICLE . GONNA USE H1N1 ?
-MATHS OKAY GONE CASE . SOMEONE CALL 911 LINEAR GRAPHS
-LIT DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .
okay I HATE myself
Off to watch my shinee ! why cant I study in korea

2009-06-11T19:17:00.000-07:00

I feel insercure cos my honey nut cheerios and graham ohs
are FINISHED by me *om nom nom nom*
I am a guilty of cereal killing , so sad .
So yeah hm ? Going to watch hannah motana later , yikes
I am so going to dance along the hoedown throwdown , woot
It going to be fun when I suddenly stand up and pop it lock it polka dot it
ZOMG , I ate my last graham ohs -runs to cold storage-
I drank 2 bottles of mogumogu , so kewl uh .
I feel like cutting my hair bob , like bobo .
Or maybe the mr bean bowl style ^^v

2009-06-08T05:03:00.000-07:00

HE-LOH PEEE-POLES
Tell me tell me tetetetetete TELL ME
hi !
Okay , todays training was awesome much .
Played rugby , ZOMG , so fun-aye .
I luv body slamming people like WWE .
ZOMG , once I bit shinyi / kekes
We lost and did the lamiest stupiest weirdiest
supercalidifragilicious-y kuku forfeit
WE HAD TO BEG THE OTHER TEAM FOR MERCY
TSK , SO BAD RIGHT
But we ended dancing to nobody nobody but you
-clapclap- *cutesy action* -clap-
Then they all kinda sorta pretended to be mesmorized
by our awesomesexygreatsplendid dancing .
ANYWAY , THATS NOT THE POINT
oh my mum just smsed me to do smthg
and shes like .. in the house .
THATS STILL NOT THE POINT .
hm . superduper zonky now .
I have to go sch tuh-mo-low for some weird course
ZOMG , EXCITED MUCH -waves-
OKAY , SO I LIKE ERM NEED TO SLEEP
ITS 8.11 ALR , OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2009-06-07T06:28:00.000-07:00

Your legs must be aching , you've been running through my mind all day

Can I borrow some spare change , my mum told me to call her when I meet my love

CORNY MUCH ,
Hell yeah

2009-06-06T08:10:00.000-07:00

I was always your little girl
But as time goes by ,
you watched me mature .
From a toddler that you could hold
to a young teenager that you could no longer keep up with
You are trying very hard , I know .
Trying to keep up and have a decent conversation with me
But these days with our hectic schedules ,
we have barely time to see each other
You might be hard on me ,
you might call me "stupid" "goodfornothing"
You might detest my attitude
But I still love you
I am not those , i-will-express-my-love-for-you thing
so yeah , though I look quiet and cold towards you
I really do , love you okay .
You are living on borrowed time , you know that
But for this family , you watched your diet cos you didnt want history to repeat itself
You told me that day , " Daddy doesnt have much time left , you know I have heartattack
so I just want you learn how to take care of yourself .. "
When you had heartattack , I prayed and made a pact with jesus
If He allowed you to survive , I would be a good caring daughter
I know , that I have not done so
I am rebellious , rude and stubborn
You nag me alotalotalot
& I would always scream back at you and storm off
But you would always be the one to apologise ,
although you werent in the wrong at all .
Maybe someday I would learn that you love me so much
that you cant bear to hurt me
but you just want me to learn the right things
Maybe one day I wont be so stubborn , change my ways
I am sorry if im a disappointment , you deserve a better daughter
But nevertheless , I thank God for a father like you .
I love you , daddy

2009-06-06T00:15:00.000-07:00

I.was.about.to.open.up.my.awesome.magnificient.sc.tb
WHEN
THE BEAUTY OF MY SEXYHOTCHIOGLAMOROUS
COMPUTER ATTRACTED ME . -lovestruck-
I want to go ecp to fly kite or smthg ,
maybe a pinic and then some poeple could play the angkulung for me
HOW NICE (:
-my love is a revolver , my sex is a killer-
zomg , kfc is like so oily and fat , makes old people go GAGAG
okay so , hm , i have many gazillion things to do .
1) Master the arts of putting songs into my hp , someone teach me please
2) Do linear scale thang . Get a new plastic ruler , my lines are weird
3)Do my art file , wait i dont even have a file . Hot chick
5)CLEAN MY ROOM WITH A MAGIC MOP , ITS LIKE DIRTY
SWAMPY OATS
yeah . okay
(TO BE CONTINUED AFTER I THINK OF COOLER THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT)

2009-06-05T04:26:00.000-07:00

ZOMGHEE , HELLO STARSHINE !
Today was GREATFUNEXCITINGENJOYABLETOFUCHEESEBURGER
I went out , ganky doodle .
I WENT TO THE OHSOHOLY , UNTOUCHABLE
T1 ~ OMO !
I cant spell tampenis , so yeah .
OKAY ARE YOU GEARED UP FOR MY VERY
INTERESTING EXCITED FLABBERGASTING POST
IF YOU ARE WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
AND SHAKE IT LIKE YOU DONT CARE -demo-
OK ALRIGHT ,
I took a BUS to the bus stop
Then I mixed up kembangan with eunos .
SO I TOOK A MRT AND MET MY MINDYBOMBINY
Herbooobsarehuge , *cheekopek winks*
t1-ed , did cool stuff that you cant know cos its top secret
from the CSI of miami .
ATE AT SAY CHEESE due to biny's addiction to cheese
MRT-ED BACK TO SOME PART OF SG
Went to biny's house to swim in the sun
it was exhilarating .
Cooked marcaroni and CHEESE
it was those insant kind ,
it was fun ,
we put in a bigbombasticbowl
and ate it in front of tvee
Dance the hoedown throwdown with biny
OMG IT WAS DAMN FUNNY OK
BOMBOMDECLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
BOMBOMDECLAP
POP IT LOCK IT POLKA DOT IT
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
-ROLLS OF A HILLS-

2009-06-04T17:16:00.000-07:00

SWEEEEEEEEEET NIBBLES !
Training was educational and simulated my mind into thinking out of the box
GIVE ME ONE CLAP
GIVE ME TWO CLAPS
GIVE ME 11 CLAPS
-silence-
Okay so we played dog and bone
NICOLE CHAN ZT , dont think you are so cool
you aint a pro cop , you're a mall cop
those fat ones that body slam people stealing lemon joy
THIS AWESOME FRIEND OF MINE ,
DRAG ME ON THE GRASSY DELICIOUS FIELD
FOR LIKE 4 MINS
for one pinky rubbery ball
YES , MY OLD LOVE
I body slammed her back , assdeoderant
played farmer joe and his organic carrots
ZOMG , FUN TO MAX
Was trying to seperate shinyi and that procop
but they were FREAKING HUGGING EACH OTHER
AND MALL COP HAD A LEG STUCK BETWEEN SY'S LEGS
ZOMG , LES !!!
Okay ,
IM GOING T1 , ZOMGEEE !!!
-runs down the street-

2009-06-01T18:35:00.000-07:00

I need to find my enlightment ,
why do we have so much suffering said siddharta gautama
WE NEEED ENLIGHTMENT ! WOOTS
Okay , so I am still bored , and uh , yeah
second day of hols , its like military camp
I dont know what to do (!!!!!!!!!)
I ate my pie , I drank my milk .
And I ate 2 bananas , and a cookie
SUBWAY EAT FRESH . no one want to entertain me
GAWD , I NEED MY ENLIGHTMENT
SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME
I'll go eat some food and come back with the chronicles of cheryl part 2
BE EXCITED , STAY IN YOUR SEATS
THIS IS A COMMERCIAL BREAK

2009-06-01T05:57:00.000-07:00

WHEN YOU WASH YOU BODY WASH YOUR HANDS TO
damn hickers , I cant get this darn tune off my mind
Happy 1st june (: may the good time last
Okay ,
so pop brought us to this really fancy restaurant at clark quay
called sun and moon(sounds like shampoo)
KKay , so I ate foi gras shiat
EW ZOMGEEWHIZ .
I realised it was stuffed goose liver
in a fancy dancy name , WHATHEZOMGBBQBOF
ewewewewew ish , asshole people who tricked me
BOFBOFBOFBOF
SHINEE SHINEEE SHINEE
OMO ~!
ANIO HAESAYO
kay so uh yeah
I went out with sixgee weirdos today
they.are.mad .
Okay , ate like a pig with 12 babies
ILUVEATINGJUNK
oh and junk is .. smthg :o
Watched monstersvsailens
or ailensvsmonsters
which is weird ,
but well , I still dont know which is which so it doesnt make a diff
uhuhuh , yo , wave your hands in the air
shake it like you dont care
Some retard spilled half the popcorn on me
and laughed like some kukudoodle
OH DID I MENTION ,
the retard was me .
I got reallyreally bored during the movie so I crawled under the seats
& I FOUND
... (to be continued)
Okay , theres a part 2 of the chronicles of cheryl
Went home , sianed , ate my dinner
Oh I realised I have MANYMANY 1234HIGH5
of worksheets to file
OMG , I JUST SCARED MYSELF ~!
OOOOOOO ,
FIVE IN THE AIR LETS DO IT TOGETHER
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh prettaye birdy
Oh my love is like a pair of science lab googles
transparent and fragile
My love is like a math guide
thick and insoluble

Its homogenous by nature
but hetrogeneous by style
It has GREATBIG particles
that make me go wild
And evaporation is the only way out
Thats because I love you , without a doubt
Til my solution dissolve my dear
Til my bunsen burner produce a nonlumious flame
But this however , is not one bit lame
Distillation , Filtration , Reverse osmosis
THATS THE WAY OF LIFE .
inspiration : jaz chee aka astatine phosphorus jrjr

2009-05-23T08:50:00.000-07:00

POKEMON BATTLE FRONTIER
AWESTRUCK
Met janey at pp , at fat free yoghurt
Not like I really cared abt the fat free .
Was ultra hyper due to the kopi I drank in the morning
I was tryna act cool in front of my mum
Plus she bet with me uh . Cant lose face
I made a haiku for you chiobu
rymthes
Okay , so , saw NIDHI AND TEJALA RAO
OMGBBQBOBCHEESEPASTE
They said they saw Mr fi at mc cafe , with a hot pink shirt
WOW , WHAT HAVE THIS WORLD BECOME
Mr firdaus fernado even said hi to nidhi , WHAT ?!!??!?!!?!
Okay , so yeah , i luv slowpoke and jiggling puff
UH HUH , I CAN DO IT
Went for slackass tution , crapped w/ yue xin
Shes a loser , I tell ya .
Kkay , BOFED with mops
Shes so crazaye with it , mychickentunasubwaysandwich
OKokokokokok , ok , calm down .
I realised i got damn load of studying to do ,
Oh well , theres always a tmr uh , right ? no ?
I am not going church tmr , I bailed out on god , sorry
Forgive me oh Lord , for I have sinned .
But , please Lord , answer my prayers or I have no faith to go to church
O-k-a-yyyyyyy-e .
Kris allenation sucks , Boohoo for you , rymthes
I luv poems , (:
I luv BOYSOVERFLOWERS okay
you're an ass for not liking it
jackass yo moma .
When you look me in the eye
I get a taste of heaven
Everythings alright
when you're right here by my side
When you look me in the eyes
I catch a taste of heaven
I find my paradise
WHEN YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE
Did I just tpye out the lyrics , WHAT?!?! *claire lim sigature*

2009-05-22T00:46:00.000-07:00

HELLO STARSHINE , THE EARTH SAYS HELLO

I WANT TO MARRY KIM HYUN JOOONG *FAINTS*
I am totally chiobutised by kim hyun joong ,
OMG , HES A TOTALLY SG
SEX GOD (!!!!!)
HES THE REASON WHY FIRE EXINGUISHERS WERE INVENTED
SERIOUSLY , from now on
I will never look at sg guys cos they are no where near k. guys
I hate linear graphs , CHEESE .
I luv pokemon battle frontier (:
Rmb mindy (inside joke) HAHAHAHHA .
BOF is the reason ~~for the teardrops on my guitar~~
I tell you , wo gao shu ni ,
BOF ROCKS LIKE YO MOMA
OKAY MAYBE MORE
okay , cos of it , Im super dreamy in class .
Oh well , I have atp rushing all over me which causing my adreline boost
Hell . I.turned.nerd
AweaweaweSOME
Okay , i luv bof .
I passed math
MATH IS SO CHIOBU *muarckzxzxz* twit
Okie , I luv chiobus .
I luv my swollen finger , although is fat and unchio
But its still very the chio .
Okay , I just want to fly to korea now .
Okay , this is serious business .
I CONFESS THAT ..
I am
obssessed
with
pokemon .
YAY , Oh praise the birds and bees .
I therefore will never ever in my pathetic life , date a sg guy
WHOOOOOOTS
HOOOOOOOT
crickety . Im darn right awesome
Omg , I think I am bright .
Like a fridge magnet *winkswinks*
OMGGGGGGG
I RMBED
I DREAMT OF BOF LAST NIGHT
& I WOKE UP SMILING (:
I seem like a ~~obessed~~ obsessed fangirl eh
BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUT , ORANG UTANS ARE HAIRY
THEY NEED TO SHAVE , YUMYUMERS
Okay , so I shall not indulge myself in ~~sex~~ crap
Byebye do-do-do-DORAAAAAAA (OMG LAUGHSSS)
Bye bye reader BOOOTS ( THE MONKY)
...
SHUCKY CHEEZE IN BEANSPROUTS
WE HAVE ~~BOOB~~BOOOK ON MON
AHYOYO *auntie voice* how could i forget
BOOKS ARE THE CHIOBUEST WOR .
THEY WIDEN OUR KNOWLEDGE AND MAKE US THIN OUTA THE BOX
IT SITUMILATES YOUNG MINDS TO THINK MATURE

2009-05-14T06:42:00.000-07:00

I really cant handle goodbyes
Mrs rosalie joy capel is leaving us , all alone .
So is Mr ATP .
I finally realised the importance of teachers
They're strict on the outside
but they just want the best for us .
Fusion of worry,flurry,piqued overwhelmed me like titanic
Regret ached upon my heart like a millstone .
Wild thoughts raced thru my mind , engulfing every reverie in its way
I am sorry
I am sorry
I am really sorry
I am sucha disappointment .
I am sorry that I cursed you beneath my breath
I am sorry for not paying attention during your lectures
I am sorry for not doing my best in the exams
I am sorry I made you worry for me
I am sorry I used to hope you were sick so we didnt have lessons
I am sorry for expecting you to teach us well when I didnt even listen
I am sorry for all my late works / excuses
I am sorry for spreading how ruthless you are
I am sorry for passing notes in your class
I am sorry for not being on the ball
I am sorry I didnt unleash my full potential

So ? It doesnt make a difference now anyway

2009-05-10T05:50:00.000-07:00

I phail maths .
Goodywoopy .
I got whacked by a football on fri during training ,
seriously .
Since I fail every sub , I dont think theres a need to study yo .
fail til you frop .
I spilled liquid on the floooooor .
I used a SHAMWOOHOO and got scolded for making it even worse .
I baked for my mother ,
hopefully she has insurance , alotalotalot .
my brother has all the good genes .
I need to do my math file , which is pathetic
It only has the content page , and I lost/threw away/recycled
all my math ws/problem sums cos I got so pissed off .
So yeah , I am going to hand up an empty file and hope mrs wong
would sympathise with my ultra sad love story
I want a chihwahwa .
I need to study spelling which is downright primarysch-ish
I told my bro that he totally LOLMAOZHEDONG .
I wanna be a spelling bee .
Okay , but bees dont spell .
Honey comes from the bees ass cheeks .
My life is like a umpa lumpa (: